I burnt my pizza toast for lunch. I’m still gonna eat it cause I’m hardcore rawr!

If I don’t eat it I’m gonna be haunted by visions of my dad rooting through the garbage during the depression. I’ll cut off burnt parts & compost.

LOL Did you ever go dumpster diving with someone super hardcore, ultra straightedge and they eat right out of the dumpster, something unwrapped?!?

You’re like, Ewww! grossness! They’re like, you spoiled American, your not down! and launch into some out-in-left field stuff about world poverty.

You’re trying to understand and ask: Ok, if I eat this chewed on apple with ground coffee bits on it, this is helping other poor people how? they glare

and call you a spoiled American all over again? huh? Anyone else go through this? probably just me LOL.

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